Sarah, Duchess of York, is not the brightest bulb in the Christmas tree.
She's not greedy, but Sarah Ferguson lacks true intelligence and a moral compass.
When she accepted an award for charity yesterday, Sarah said:
"Thank you all so very much. When I got on that flight today I thought phew, I've had a heavy day.
I learnt today about making a difference. Most importantly I learned I hate grown-ups and I love children."
Now, that's the crux of the issue. Sarah Ferguson is a grownup. Her problems are not going to be solved by kids.